31 Dirty Santa Gift Ideas Everyone Will Fight For

Article by John Abrams. Last Updated: Tuesday, Jan 18, 2022.

Dirty Santa is a type of Christmas Gift Exchange where, unlike Secret Santa, you don’t buy for a specific person. Instead, you bring something you think anyone could love (or hate!), and let everyone fight over who gets what (according to the rules of course!). It’s very similar to a White Elephant Exchange or Yankee Swap! It can be hard to know what to bring for these types of parties, but don’t worry - we’ve got you covered!

We’ve rounded up dozens of Dirty Santa Gift Ideas that are sure to please! Funny, Unisex, and even a few practical items for you to choose from!

The Best Dirty Santa Gifts

  • Merlot Infused Coffee
  • For the finale of a great meal, you may be torn between the accompaniment of another glass of wine, or a comforting cup of coffee. But why not have both? These merlot-infused beans make the perfect after-dinner brew. The 100% Arabica beans are aged in oak barrels for a unique profile of fresh, red berry flavors and subtle hints of currants and blackberries. For the best flavor, add a small amount of sugar to this medium roast coffee. Caffeinated, but contains no alcohol. Made by John Jenkins in Orange, Virginia.

  • Bluetooth Speaker and Color Changing Lamp
  • This cool lamp has multiple functions to make it the perfect Dirty Santa gift! Not only is it a powerful bluetooth speaker, it's also a powerful LED lamp that changes colors to provide an ideal ambiance to any room. Let them unwrap this and let the fight begin! Who knows, you might even want to try to sneak off with this one yourself!

  • A Wearable Fleece Blanket with Sleeves
  • This sleeve blanket is designed long enough to wrap around your feet in order to keep your full body warm and comfortable, while allowing complete freedom of movement when lounging, relaxing and watching TV! The long oversized sleeves stay wrapped in warmth and the front pocket can store your mobile phone, tv remote or your hands in to stay warm. It's a great gift during the cold winter months around Christmas, and one they're sure to love!

  • Terrarium Candle
  • Zoe Tang's miniature soy wax cactuses and poppies are so exquisitely detailed that when you see one, you just have to pick it up and stare, close-up. Then, you smell its heavenly scent, and you're a goner. They're sure to ignite a burning passion in the hearts of moms and plant lovers. Miniature plants are a soy blend, candle bases are pure soy wax scented with premium fragrance oil in pine and vanilla (cactus) and jasmine and white tea (poppy). Hand-poured in Vancouver, Canada.

  • Dual Foot Massager Roller
  • This awesome foot rolling massager is a perfect way to relax and unwind after a long day on your feet. It's a great gift for anyone with a variety of medical conditions, or even just a stressed out person who needs a chill pill. Family and friends will love to see this enter the Dirty Santa arena, and might just try to take it home for themselves!

  • Beanie Cap Decorative Wine Bottle Stopper
  • Transform lifeless wine bottles into something you want to take home and cuddle (or at least drink)! These cute decorative beanie bottle stoppers are both adorable and effective at keeping that bottle fresh if you don't finish it all in one evening! They come in an assortment of colors and make a great or stocking stuffer. What could be better than this epic item!

  • Singing Dancing Christmas Tree
  • The Simply Genius Singing & Dancing Christmas Tree sways its plush branches to the classic tune, while its lights add a festive glow. It's an adorable bit of Christmas decor that will entertain all who see it! A fantastic gift for kids and adults alike, each cute tree will delight and amaze!

  • A Wine Tote Bag
  • This cute bag set is amazingly lightweight, with padded insulation to protect your favorite bottle of wine or champagne, plus it even includes two insulated stainless steel cups, making everything from going to beach to a day at the pool fun, comfortable and convenient. Wherever your adventure takes you, you'll always have the perfect purse with this stylish all in one carrier.

Funny Dirty Santa Gifts

  • Cold Beer Coats
  • Your beer's pouting. Made in an underground Boise brewery from the trendiest hops (Citra? So two years ago), it's all, “Collegiate neoprene cozy? As if!” Instead, let it wear this little puffer jacket—soft nylon on the outside, metallic fabric inside lining–and stay as cool as it knows it is. (Keeps your hands warm, too.) Clip it to your backpack or belt loop with a carabiner (not included), and use the notch to open your bottles. It also makes a fun gift for ardent fans of the latest brews.

  • That's What She Said - The Twisted Party Game
  • An outrageous party in a box, perfect for your next get-together or game night. It’s the board game equivalent of spiking the punch! The game has players matching hilarious red setup cards to the funniest white phrase cards. It's designed for four or more, and the game includes 400 white phrase cards and 58 red setup cards.

  • Urinal Shot Glasses
  • This pair of shot glasses provide a steady stream of laughs! This shot glass set makes an excellent gift at any birthday, white elephant, office, or secret Santa party! Urine for a real treat when you sip a delicious swig of your favorite beverage from these hilarious cups. Perfect for a gift exchange and something they can use all year long!

  • Taco Toaster Set
  • Creating a well-executed taco is an artform: salty black beans with sweet onions, blistery red peppers and corn, spicy guacamole, cooling Cotija–and best of all–a crunchy shell you can pile all this goodness into. This petite gadget lets you make crispy taco shells at home in your toaster, without any of the added oil like the ones you'd find in the grocery store. Just take a small tortilla, tuck it into the mold, and pop it in your toaster 'til you reach your desired crispiness levels. Taco Tuesday, we're coming for you!

  • Yoga Sloth Figurines in Ugly Christmas Sweaters
  • Each 3” mini sloth figurine features a natural warm brown exterior with a fur-like texture for an authentic, life-like look. The sloth faces are also detailed with neutral expressions and colors. Lotus, upward dog, three legged downward dog, tree pose, and feathered peacock pose, all in cute ugly holiday sweaters!

  • Dwight Schrute Sequin Pillow Cover
  • As far as gag gifts for your Dirty Santa party, we suggest you look no further than this hilarious Dwight Schrute from The Office sequin pillow cover. It's a rare combination of incredibly tacky, hilarious, and something a true Office fan will actually treasure.

  • Shower Margarita Machine
  • This is an empty prank gift box. Shower Margarita machines are not real. The ultimate joke gift box designed to look like a real, upscale product box for an absolutely ludicrous product that doesn’t really exist. This can be a fun little trick for your party - grab one of these boxes, and fill the insides with cash or something else incredibly cool and useful. Suitable for a true master of deception - your friends and family won't believe it!

  • A Megaphone Speaker
  • This tiny little megaphone speaker really packs a punch! Each one is capable of amplifying a voice, playing a siren sound, or a number of other versatile functions. It's a great gift that won't break the bank, and will be the hit of the party! Here's a little tip - don't use it indoors! It's just too powerful!

Dirty Santa Gifts Under $25

  • Etched Skyline Wine Glass
  • Inspired by her love for her hometown, Baltimore native Stephanie Miller created glasses etched with the skyline of Charm City as a gift for her wedding party, and a series of city glassware was born. Each stemless glass features an iconic cityscape that wraps around it in a continuous panorama. It makes a great gift for a wine lover, traveler, or anyone who likes to toast to their hometown pride.

  • Catch Phrase: Uncensored
  • It's the Grab It, Guess It, Pass It Game…with no filter! This edition of the electronic Catch Phrase game is for adults only! Gather your friends together, choose, teams, and try to get your teammates to say the displayed phrase or word by giving them clues. There are plenty of categories to choose from including Entertained, Pick Me, Things and Stuff, World Wide What, and You Never Know. Some phrases are not suitable for work, and others are just off-the-wall such as 'pee in the pool', 'silent but deadly', and 'wrecking ball'.

  • A Chia Pet
  • Whoa! Normally these hot climate creatures grow to a bigger size than you could keep on your desk, or even in your backyard. But don't worry, all your Elephant Chia pet will grow is a fabulously luxurious coat of vegetation that will make your friends green with envy. A fun and amusing gift for any age, any occasion. Grows daily to reach full 'coat' in 1-2 weeks. Comes with seeds for three plantings, instructions, and a drip tray.

  • Table Topics
  • Awkward silence. It's about as comfortable as showing up to a formal dinner party in jean shorts. In Antarctica. Break the ice with a set of fun prompts that will get everyone talking. Available in six discussion-sparking varieties, each stack of 135 question cards comes in an attractive lucite ice cube so you won't mind leaving it on the dinner table or bar during your next get-together. From family fun (Teen Table Topics asks "What will be the best thing about leaving home" to prompts inspired by women who've done great things ("What social changes have you seen in your lifetime due to activism?"), these thought-provokers are sure to warm up any room.

  • Babycakes Donut Maker, Mini
  • Making your own donuts couldn't be easier. Spritz with spray, preheat, pour, bake, done. The nonstick baking plates make it simple to pluck the donuts out and wipe down with a damp cloth. Then you're ready for the next time you (or your household) gets a craving. The rewards of your labor are sweet, no? Make 'em sweeter with icing, glazes, sprinkles, cinnamon sugar, crushed nuts and candy - whatever strikes your fancy.

  • Middle Finger Gnome Statue
  • This gnome is a notch above average! It's hand painted with outdoor grade paint using extreme detail that makes him come to life! It's made of high quality stone resin, so it can withstand all sorts of outdoor conditions. This hilarious piece of art provides a warm welcome to the office, garden, or any other area of the home. An excellent gift for any exchange!

  • Rechargeable Hand Warmers
  • Help them keep their hands nice and toasty all winter long with this rechargeable electric hand warmer! They use a premium chipset to control the heat levels, with no liquids, and flame retardant materials to ensure product safety. It provides protection against over discharging, over charging, overheating, and short circuit. It comes with a free portable gift bag, so it's ready to give away as soon as you receive it!

  • Illuminated Doodle Pillowcase
  • A bedroom full of fireflies trained to light up in formation would be wonderful. Short of that, try this amazing pillowcase that lets little night owls draw with light. Just doodle in the cartoon cloud or heart with the included light pen (or any light source, like your phone flashlight), and your scribble will glow for about five minutes. The luminescent lines gradually fade, leaving a clean canvas for the next nocturnal masterpiece. A fun and fantastic gift for kids or the young at heart!

Dirty Santa Gifts Under $20

  • Mason Jar Indoor Herb Garden
  • When chefs say fresh herbs make all the difference, they speak the truth. But where does that leave those of us with no garden, no time, and no green thumb? Harvest all that flavor with very little work with these tinted, vintage-inspired jars. They're pure charm on the outside, but inside use a passive hydroponic system that brings nutrients up to the plants' roots while regulating moisture. There's no guesswork over whether the soil has the right amount of water. Plant the included seeds of your choice, put water in the reservoir, place the jar in a sunny window, and get growing.

  • A Desktop Cornhole Game
  • Cornhole is one of the most iconic lawn games for carnivals, backyards, and tailgates. This mini kit includes everything you need to play desktop cornhole including two raised platforms, eight bean bags, and a 32-page illustrated book on the popular game. Whether you're looking to play against friends or co-workers, this kit serves as the perfect pastime or office distraction!

  • Harry Potter Trivial Pursuit
  • Players can test their knowledge of the world of Harry Potter with this trivia game featuring 600 questions based on some favorite Harry Potter movie moments. This compact travel game has no gameboard. It includes everything players need, packed in a handy wedge-shaped case that's easy to take on the go! It covers great topics to challenge even the smartest of wizards: The Dark Arts, Hogwarts, Magical Spells and Potions, Magical Objects, Magical People, Animals and Magical Creatures.

  • Caribou Cocoa Buddies Set
  • Marshmallows on Dancer, peppermints on Vixen. Gumdrops on Comet, cookies on Blitzen! You can put any treat you want on these charming reindeer. Just load up the antlers with with hot chocolate toppings, then slip the arms over the lip of your mug. They're just right for leaving a special cup of cocoa for Santa, but we won't tell if you take a few (or more) sips yourself. Made from recycled stainless steel by Marta Cornwell in Buffalo, New York.

  • A Vacuum Insulated Water Bottle
  • These highly rated insulated water bottles keep drinks ice cold for 24 hours or piping hot for 12 hours. With our innovative MiraGuard Technology, your thermos water bottle maintains its temperature for hours and provides a sweat-free exterior. The bottle is tough enough for any adventure! Whether you’re hiking on a trail, practicing your yoga at the gym or catching swell waves, your hydro canteen is the best sports water bottle. Constructed from 18/8 food-grade stainless steel, it will always ensure a pure, clean taste that won’t retain or transfer flavors.

  • 12-Piece Knife Set
  • These intelligently designed Eatneat knives will enhance the cooking and kitchen of most any level of chef, while their beautifully vibrant design and sharp colors will brighten your kitchen as well as your meal. All products in this set are made from BPA free environment friendly food-grade materials. Each of the 5 sharp knives come with it's perfectly fitted protective sheath that will protect you and your children from any harm while the knives are stowed away in kitchen drawers. The knife sharpener will keep them from going dull and you'll never worry about buying another knife again!

  • Exploding Kittens Card Game
  • Exploding Kittens is a highly-strategic, kitty-powered version of Russian roulette. It was the most backed game in the history of Kickstarter and has paved the way for peace and tranquility in the modern world. This NSFW edition features cards illustrated by The Oatmeal that are too horrible to include in a kid-friendly version. Fun for all, and a great gift for your Christmas exchange!

  • Mini Terrariums DIY Kit
  • Don't let a lack of a green thumb or time keep you from filling your home with the beauty of nature. Complete with hangable geometrically shaped housings, this DIY project helps art lovers and would-be gardeners design their own miniature succulent terrariums. Piles of white pebbles set the foundation for your carefully crafted greenery. Faux moss fills each scene with beautifully textured accents, and pieces of soft felt fold down and roll up to become 18 lifelike botanical creations. A colorful addition to walls, windowsills, and desks, this kit provides a relaxing indoor activity, or three thoughtful gifts to share, that will never require watering, repotting, or sunlight.

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